Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML
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Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
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Top comments
keezybaby_fml 0
YDI for keeping her on your back after she warned you why not just let her off, open the door and let her run for herself the rest of the way...
ladidadi 0
there is NO point in telling a kid to hold it. when a little kid says she has to go pee, she means RIGHT THEN. as soon as she told you she had to pee you should have put her down, because then she would have peed her pants or on the floor instead of your back, and you could have just changed her and gone on with your life.
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Comments (63)
yikes12345 0
did you have her go to the bathroom before leaving the house to go to the park? if not, YDI
blankslate 0
19- OP= Original Poster, 15-OG= Original Gangster.
philadelphianus 0
at least it wasn't poop. pees not so bad.
sarahishh 0
if I had a quarter for every time that has happened to me I would never have to babysit again. she's a little kid, things like this happen, deal with it.
kellster 2
You were "caring" her? I presume you mean "carrying". Slightly different. You should have known to put her down when she said that. Kids aren't great at "just holding it" at the best of times, never mind when their little legs are wide apart in a piggyback ride and you're bouncing them everywhere. Do you know much about kids? I guess you do now...
xHaniffax 0
Hey, she did warn you.
24788 7
That would be horrible. FYL
shacala 0
I can't stand spelling nazis like #25. Find something to do that doesn't involve being an asshole. That's hilarious. Tell that kid I said that.
ArtsySwag 0
*Co-signs with #28* There's no need to be the grammar police... Lol, wow. That completely sucks. I guess it's a lesson learned.
elloelle 0
never tell a little kid to hold anything. life lesson #1.