Loner
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Paramus, United States
Playa
Today, my buddy congratulated me on getting a girl's phone number written on my arm. I was too embarrassed to tell him it was the number I needed to find my furniture at IKEA. FML
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Glowworm56 27
There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe you ought to give Gürkelsnørf a call — you and her can get some Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda.
really_dad? 14
They have some pretty sexy Ikea workers these days
Tripartita 45
At least it wasn’t the number of your local Wendy’s’; that could’ve added another layer of confusion.
Glowworm56 27
There's nothing like a hot date with a sexy sofa.
Rebekah95 23
#ikealife
ARISKomuniszt 24
Well you sit on dates too...