Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Chelan, United States
Play stupid games…
Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
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CHUBBYninja 18
What? How can he not understand that it's only going to end up the same way. With another chipped tooth. If he keeps it up he will look like a stereotypical hick.
Jellysweetheart 23
You're dating an idiot. Congratulations.
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CHUBBYninja 18
What? How can he not understand that it's only going to end up the same way. With another chipped tooth. If he keeps it up he will look like a stereotypical hick.
cadillacgal79 32
The definition of insanity is doing something over and over again hoping for different effects.
NinjaChef 2
Is it bad I immediately thought of Far Cry 3?
Ruler3000 17
@27 No, because that is where a lot of people heard that from. Not everyone, but most.
TrialErrorTrial 14
Perhaps he already is.
kjellh99 7
No, still one of the best games :)
killerdana 19
Even if he manages to do it what's next? His ipad or laptop?
KitchKraft 21
Hey, it's been 2 months. You gotta give him credit for being persistent.
colton_colton 50
Just take his phone away
BigLatchZatch 14
Put him on time out, while you're at it.
Peeves_fml 17
Or give him something soft to catch in his mouth instead
RedPillSucks 33
Like pussy?
cryssycakesx3 23
at this rate, just take his teeth
dammityou 10
ah, he should make a great member of Congress
cheshireau 26
Yeah, take away his phone. This is why he can't have nice things. Replacement teeth are more expensive.
Jellysweetheart 23
You're dating an idiot. Congratulations.
JMichael 26
And that children is why we have dentists.
TiiBags 15
We have dentists for idiots?
superjewguy 19
you just can't fix stupid!!!!!
sweetnsourrr 11
You can always fix stupid, you just have to want to.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Googolman 29
It really isn't possible to cure stupidity. It's possible to cure ignorance, but not stupidity.
pinkster2014 25
#24 - Have you tried setting it to wumbo?
ruckfules85 34
Well you got your answer.
christian1509 21
Sometimes I wonder if it hurts to be stupid...
smiley1014 23
Life is supposed to suck and hurt if you are stupid. Just some people can't be fixed.
BBlah 26
In this case, it does hurt to be stupid
silverkaast 9
you just got your answer
thebigslim 13
It's a Nokia, isn't it ....
thesmeagol 22
If it was a nokia, ops boyfriend would be dead from the first try.
brendejafulable 41
Oh my goodness. Teeth are precious, he needs to stop.
sam193 14
is he all there in the head?
cryssycakesx3 23
nah, he appears to be a few teeth short.
LowExpectations 30
Your boyfriend is a... Special kind of stupid isn't he...