Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Chelan, United States
Play stupid games…
Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
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CHUBBYninja 18
What? How can he not understand that it's only going to end up the same way. With another chipped tooth. If he keeps it up he will look like a stereotypical hick.
Jellysweetheart 23
You're dating an idiot. Congratulations.
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Comments (97)
Enslaved 38
My neighbour also has chipped front teeth. His are that way because he opens his beer bottles with his mouth-- even the twist off ones. Some guys just can't learn.
Khaleesi_26 30
My teeth hurt just thinking about that.
KVKdragon 26
My teeth as well... ^~^
weveallbeenthere 30
sorry but you can't fix stupid.
somewizdom 15
Brain damage.. ever since the day he was born.
GentlemanBastard 15
Drugs is what they used to say he was on
Jameslikesguys 13
wow that's unexpected, was expecting something outlandish. But that's just stupid. Fyl
Khaleesi_26 30
Why???? I get trying to catch popcorn in your mouth but a phone?? Some people...
sydneysays 15
Ouch dump him
sweetbliss3 37
you don't dump someone just bc they're an idiot. geez. if that's the case, the whole world would be single.
NinjaChef 2
That's debatable 50. Depending on how much of an idiot a person is I'd dump them. Especially when they're doing something that affects their health.
Ichiya 29
Dump stupid people or idiots, but keep the ignorant ones because you can fix them.
worldclassrager 41
Trying to train for catching knives for the circus?
cjwayy 22
Your boyfriend sounds smart.
skittyskatbrat 19
They put bitter apple on things to keep dogs from chewing on them, when the dog just totally can't seem to learn by being told "no". You might need to buy a bottle.
Sakuraashita 15
At least it didn't happen while like dive-bomb-kissing other girls or something...