Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 3 years what he thought about marriage in the future. "Who knows? We might meet other people soon." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
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Anonanimal 0
dump him if you want him to be commited.
_Noon_ 0
Well given the fact that you both can't give birth.. But yeah, that sucks.
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Comments (91)
novellover63 0
Maybe he was trying to give you a hint!
Ginakay 0
aww man that really stinks
asnider 0
Maybe he was trying to see what your reaction would be and was hoping that you would mention that you're also ready to settle down and start a family.
zelly05 0
yeeaa dump him
ghost010 6
Two halves can't make a whole without a hole.
sagejule99 0
dump end if story
nikazone 0
Maybe hes just trying to tell you to put down the beer ...stop goin out partying everynight and start trying towards a more meaningfull relationship with him.. If thats not what you want then move on and let him find what hea looking for.
thiswhitey 13
Well if he can't see himself with you, then you deserve someone who will. it's either that or he was trying to hint at you to say I Love You first.
ActionFearo 39
At least you're not pregnant!
criley221 19
Maybe he WAS talking about you OP, and just wanted to see how you would react? :)