Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML
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ostensibly 0
Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.
IamSpartacus 0
Your friends suck.
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Comments (136)
redbluegreen 41
Ouch! I hate friends that are only there for themselves. Plus, people take their shoes off all the time at parties. Glass breaks. People are just so careless these days.
ZDrache 0
And the morals of this story are; 1) Ballet pumps for all your my-heels-are-freakin'-killing-me needs 2) Choose your friends more wisely
allmidnighteyes 11
Aww, FYL because your friends are dicks. I hope your feet heal up fine, and that there weren't odd diseases or anything on the glass.
Peroxide 3
Sounds like you really cut it up on the dance floor
cathrn17 0
#23-hahahahahhahahhaha
divine_fml 0
Are you stupid!? Since when do you EVER take your shoes off on a dancefloor?! YDI! Sit down if they hurt...
Skylla1984 0
Time for some new friends, are you ok now though? As for those friends, next time they need something tell them no. Tell them that friendship is a two way street, not a ‘when it benefits them’ street. It’s things like this that tell you who’s a friend and who’s only a friend when it is convenient for them to be. Try to find some new ones, unfortunately sometimes that’s easier said than done. I hope your foot feels better!
dancing_bear 0
#24, you do know you only need one foot to drive, right? OP, fyl, but your username is brilliant.
ashmash 0
Yeah, I’ve been there. I stepped on a small piece of glass in my house because my dad didn’t do a good job of cleaning up a broken cup. I walked on it for a while before I realized what I had stepped on. I had to drive myself to urgent care, I guess my parents just thought I could handle it myself. Honestly, it wasn’t that big of a deal. But I don’t know how big the glass was that you stepped on or how much it was bleeding.
mishel 0
What is the point of wearing heels if you're going to be taking them off...??? I suggest getting better quality, lower heels (I assume yours weren't nice because you're willing to take them off at a club.)