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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Overcooked
Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year-old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML
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Fmypanda 0
Lovely :| I think you need to teach your child not to kill pets!
Alice_Cullen7 0
lol, aww poor pet fish. but u should have been watching her!
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pibbles 0
aw, i bet it screamed in pain
junitatheangel 0
How does a fish scream? LOL Poor thing... fish sticks, anyone?
King_of_Kings 3
@ Abbazabba You ******* idiot, you know how stupid it is giving your number out on a public site like this? Hell, even if it is not your own number, you are putting that other person in danger.
expen_dable 0
yeah because the weirdos like you who have no life will stalk that person
DaveW 0
As you've just learned, you shouldn't teach a six-year-old to use a microwave, period.
dvd175 5
in my opinion, the stove and microwave should be off limits to children until they are at least 10 for the microwave, and 12 for the stove
scateice 0
Are you kidding?!?! I was using the microwave just fine when I was like 6 or 7. When I was 10, I was really good with the stove, I always cooked myself eggs :P 12? Nuh Uh... As long as you teach them how to use it, it's not really that dangerous
Firesprite2009 0
Unless of course, they put your pet fish inside and watch it melt.
evilplatypus 39
I was taught how to make egg in a cup in the microwave when I was four. If you teach your kid responsibility and common sense (like that something used for cooking will kill a living creature) you shouldn't have problems.
jonny2x4 0
nommy noms
LemonFairy 0
I think the problem is not that they learned how to use the microwave; it's that they didn't learn NOT to put living things in their first. FYL, but it was also a fail on your part.
agentawesome1 0
True, but she didn't expect the kid to put a fish in the microwave. (She might have taught her how to use it so she didn't break it...besides, it's not like she was going to stick a live PERSON in it.)
sodahhhr 0
at least it wasnt wrapped in foil
waterynuggets 0
LMFAO
emorainbow 0
OMG. POOR FISH =(
Laxloverr24 0
you mean FTFL? (**** the fish's life)
NotEven 0
What made you think it was a good idea to teach a 6 year old to use the microwave? I have a very mature 6 year old and there is no way I would allow her to touch the microwave. I am thinking YDI because you probably taught your kid to use the microwave because you were too lazy to make whatever he/she was asking for at the time. Parent FAIL.
expen_dable 0
...thank god my mom doesn't try to be cool and say embarrassing things like "Parent FAIL." weird...
talaina 2
Depends on the kid. When I was 7 or 8 I knew how to use the stove to make macaroni and cheese for myself and my siblings. I can't even remember how young I was when I started using the microwave. Nothing wrong with kids learning how to use it. And I mean, jeez, 6 is young, but by the time I was 6 I probably knew better than to put a live animal in the microwave....
nikkers 0
i wholly agree, children shouldnt be allowed to operate such things and especially not without supervision. YDI.
meaganinja 12
Your child shall grow up sheltered and spoiled.
hpp15 4
WOW. I feel sad for the fishy. Getting melted is one of the worst ways to die. *tear* The fishy didn't even have a chance... **** the fish'd life. BTW, you failed in life.