Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
Today, I reunited with my mother and my sisters after a long time. I actually walked out of the reunion, too, after I drove 800 km away, only to find out that they're fighting over my late father's inheritance. I had vanished from my family because they were always possessive and crawling up my ass every time. FML
Today, I found my sister online after over a year of no contact. Our other sister framed her, getting our parents to kick out and disown her. Her childhood sweetheart and his mom took her in, and is now living a life of luxury with them abroad, while we live off government checks, which BARELY cover bare basics. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
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Top comments
Rozza17 29
Wow your sisters horrible. Sorry OP for going through that
Grand_Cookie 21
She's a home wrecking ***** and your husband is a piece of shit too. I'm sorry to hear this. She seems pretty dead set on ruining your life.
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Comments (256)
kaymercury67 6
I would disown her if I were you!
devans00 14
Your sister is a stank loser. Aren't there other men around for her to leech on?
scottso89 1
Dirty bitch you stole her kids father.... Gfy
SomeDeadRabbits 8
What would just make this great is that she's doing this all intentionally only because she has an extremely dedicated set on revenge for something as stupid as Op eating her Halloween candy when they were children.
Karissastillar 7
I'd divorced your husband. Get all the money you can from the divorce and move away to somewhere far far away from them. It sound cheesey, but its starting of your new life.
brinda08 5
There's something seriously wrong with her.
Sir_Swaggington 6
I accidentally clicked YDI D:
RayyCharles 3
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
deathskittlez 6
Your sister is a ****. Just sayin.
KOBE_BRYANT12345 3
Wow...that's ****** up