Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my husband is threatening divorce because I loudly objected at his daughter's wedding and made a scene. His daughter is 19 and got married to a 40-year-old man. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my husband allowed his 16-year-old daughter to get married. Every single objection and concern I had, they ignored. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML
Today, I overheard my wife telling our daughter that getting married young is like a “long, slow, painful dream-killing death, played out over decades.” We got married when I was 18 and she was 17. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I missed my daughter’s engagement because her cousin has a crush on her and was planning to ruin it. So while my daughter was agreeing to get married, my sister and I were in the car park with the jealous little shit in a headlock, whilst screaming that he loved her and that it’s not fair. He’s 27. FML
Today, my 21 year-old daughter sent me the longest, violent, most hateful text I've ever seen in my life. Apparently she opposes me marrying her best friend of 12 years. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Now she'll have two daddys.
Allie614032 34
You should've piped up at the part where they ask if anyone has any protests.
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Comments (34)
Mungolikecandy 19
Is he rich and if so is she in the will? Also is he a decent guy who treats your daughter well? If so then no matter his age it is a good thing.
loserman67 36
Since the day we met him he's been disrespectful to my wife, my daughter, my son and me. He's told us about all the fights he has been in and of course he won every single one. He's told us about the LAUNDRY list of colleges that offered him a full ride for football, including some Ivy league schools (he's average size) but he turned them all down so he could go to a small college and pay for it himself. He told my daughter he cannot stand her family but if she was ever rude to his family the relationship is over. He said his father rented the ENTIRE MGM Grand Hotel in Vegas for his sister's wedding (only the largest hotel in the world). On the morning of my mother's funeral he stood in my kitchen whining like a bitch because the coffee maker was not working (2 hours before I was burying my mother). We took them out to dinner to try and patch things up and he was getting a burger until he heard we were treating, he then ordered a $99 dollar prime rib and lobster dinner. The first time he ever stayed overnight at our house he left a condom wrapper in the bathroom trash can, an empty trash can except for that wrapper. We were the only people in the house and I haven't used a condom since high school. Need I say more????? I can if you;d like...
kieralumina 30
Well he sounds like a bag of shit. I can fully see why you despise him. I'm wondering what your daughter sees in him though.
6969ay 9
Ummm, he doesn't sound rich at all.
Marfmaster_2000 9
is his last name dunham
EmDizzle2007 28
define "forced".