mintyfresh
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Not so white lie
Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
Top comments
biancagolden 0
That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.
BellaMuerte_fml 0
That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (230)
lebleuH2O 0
Good lord, that is the most disgusting thing I have heard in quite some time. Apparently you're single.
fenfenrocks 0
i sure as hell know i wouldn't date anyone with that smile xDDD
datamonger128 0
GROSS!
_jdreaming 0
can you say "Gingivitis"? ugh! that's your own damn fault!
perdix 31
If he has bleeding gums and rotting teeth, I don't think he can say "gingivitis" without losing a tooth or opening up a sore.
laughing_at_u 0
your life is fml not for having to lie to the dentist but b/c you probably nasties looking teeth and the worst breath ever!!!!! dirt bag!
sillyzombiekid 0
..that's freaking gross.
freylero 5
I hope you suffer from amnesia.
Sjnous 0
I'm sure you ain't in a relationship.
956TXking 0
stupid hillbilly have fun with your wooden teeth fucktard
driedpeaches 0
Brushing your teeth causes cavities, you're better off having a balanced diet.
crymeariver1984 0
That's not a FML, you're just a ******* idiot that doesn't practice proper hygiene! Do you remember the last time you took a shower? " Yeah, it's about that time of the year to take one".