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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Not now, bowels!

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

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The dentist must be like a very confused oilman -- he starts drilling one hole and a gusher comes out of another! Poor Uncle Jed.

I feel bad for the dentist. Nasty.

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fydl ... **** your dentists life

The dentist must be like a very confused oilman -- he starts drilling one hole and a gusher comes out of another! Poor Uncle Jed.

If the dentist is smart, he'll put the hose in OP's pants and vacuum it all up.

Slurrrrrrrp.

EEWWIE

haha that's kinda funny. something like that happened to one of my friends but they were in a resteraunt haha.

well that was a good decision wasn't it?

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at the dentist's… and I'm sorry I told everyone about it… and I'm sorry for repeating it now…

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Mean Girls is an awesome movie!

it takes 6-8 hours before most laxatives take effect, you should have read the box. ydi

I see what you did there.

didn't you read the box? that is exactly what you should have expected. lmao

Good thing you are wearing your iPad with wings so you don't poo on yourself!!!