Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML
Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML
Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
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Top comments
CanadiAnM8 24
If there wasn't a wet floor sign, you could threaten to sue for that. Also, you can report to the manager for them kicking you out for that.
Pokefinch27 17
McDonald's best custom service
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Comments (109)
MrConcise 35
How could they tell it apart from the ketchup crusted upon their nasty-ass floors?
obliviongillette 18
I used to work at McDonald's, they're very strict when it comes to floor caution. I'd talk to the manager or someone higher up to ensure it doesn't happen in that manner again. Whether there was a caution sign out or not, they went about the situation all wrong.
JKROB 16
ba da da daaaah I'm suing it
MorganHex 28
Even if there was a wet floor sign you could sue them, bc they are supposed to get you medical attention if you get seriously injured and from what it sounds like about the blood you did.
johncanact 13
Shouldn't you be at Subway anyways, Jared?
zoza7oss 32
Jared shouldn't you be meeting up with Jansen on set to start shooting your next episode? :)
JessicaGrewal 22
Wow. McDonald's has the best of the best customer service -.-
whitnayfortooh 29
I fell at mcdonalds yesterday too....but just to my knees...I'm sorry op! fyl
False_Stupidity 42
Did that happen to be in front of a male employee with a bulge, or were you just praying to not get food poisoning?
whitnayfortooh 29
no. just happened to be the way i ******* fell.
XxBeanieBabyxX 3
Well that's rude
muarif 19
They see me rollin', hatin'. Patrolling they tryna' catch me riding dirty!
stargazing 17
That's terrible, I hope you're okay.