Not a geography major
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
Today, my daughter tried to argue with me that Scandinavia isn’t a real place. She’s 17. FML
Today, I was telling my girlfriend about how my parents are flying out to Japan today on vacation. She was shocked at how short the flight will be, because "It's on the other side of the world." We live in the USA, and it seems I'm dating a Flat Earther. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, my daughter asked me why NASA hasn't gone to the sun yet. She's seventeen. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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TrackGirl19 29
One can only hope she was joking.
CreamGravy 36
You would be surprised at how many kids actually don't know this stuff then.
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Comments (186)
AKGirlinSD 20
No offense to you, OP, but Bush should have never passed the "No Kid Left Behind" law. Kids pass each class/grade so they aren't 20-years-old and finally graduating high school. I see why my sister, who teaches elementary grades, brings up how awful this law is.
niallo 23
Government should have as little as possible to do with education. They couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery.
Octwo 16
The biggest issue with that law is the dumbing down of school instruction to help slow learners keep up. It ***** over fast learning students who want to advance.
Himlagott 14
Someone should give her The Teenage Liberation Handbook: How to Quit School and Get a Real Life and Education, by Grace Llewellyn..
greenmen 12
Can't imagine when she start lookin for India she will be second to none nastradomaus
gc327072 31
Enter the world of the magnet school: a publicly funded institution, with academic entry requirements.
gracehi 33
The federal government has been meddling in state and local education for some time, even before the "No Child Left Behind Act." There was a civil suit several decades ago (I don't remember exactly how many) in which a guy sued his local public school system because they allowed him to graduate to the next grade every year and gave him his diploma, even though he couldn't even read or write. And thus standardized testing was born!
blurvsh 10
Yeah, because Common Core is sooo much better. Where 1+1=3 but it's ok as long as you can give a bullshit reason why you got that answer.
Andyournameis 16
Someone should have taken geography
bethers_ 22
'Murica
Axipiter 24
**** yeah!
Racaro 3
and... its official. Technology is destroying our youth. Keep educating your kids every chance you get OP!! schools nowadays are about busy work and not education.
Kiki242 19
Crap like this makes me cringe. Makes my country and generation look bad.
Shootermtd25 7
I'm 15 and ik were USA is on the map Ik Big deal right!!! What I'm saying is technology isn't destroying all people I can tell u were most places are cough cough thanks FIFA
Zack6849 8
Technology has nothing to do with it, if anything technology should make them smarter, we have a great deal of information availible to us within a few clicks, yet some people choose not to learn. It's pathetic that we have so much available to us and yet some people can't even point to their own country on a map
kaitlynjane 28
#45 I completely agree. It's sickening. Most people - especially teens - use technology only for facebook or instagram, or some other social media. They'll spend 3 hours straight looking through their newsfeed and won't even take ten minutes to look something up on Google. Social networking is great, but there needs to be a balance between that and actual productive activities online.
Queensland 27
I love how everyone on this thread thinks they're a professional. One generalisation after another.
Himlagott 14
#20.. Not just "look" bad... just think of the consequences. You guys have drones..
graceinsheepwear 34
77, a professional what? A business professional? Your comment makes no sense.
kalenedog 11
fake! i dont believe it...
Bloink 25
Somehow I don't believe this...
corporatescoundr 25
There comes a time in every parents life when all they can think is, "My child... Is an idiot." I know this because my parents told me so lol. They were very concerned about me when I was a toddler but I turned out okay (I think.)
gracehi 33
Now just imagine how well you'd be doing if you took that crayon out of your nose.
niallo 23
Big stick and an attitude. The best teacher. If you don't know where the USA is and you live there at 17, you have a problem. I'm from Ireland. I knew where the US was when I was 12. If I was a slow learner I got the Leather. I got it because I was lazy, not stupid. I'm not advocating corporal punishment, but come on. You live here.
perdix 31
#18, when I was a kid, I thought Ireland was in Indiana, the capital was South Bend and why are American football teams playing against a country we are apparently at war with?
Aussieinusa 5
But the problem is now days kids have more rights than parents do. You can't give your kid a smack on the butt any more, it's considered "child abuse". That's why I believe that kids now days are more self centered, rude and arrogant than when I was a youngen. I got the belt over the bum when I was little, and there is nothing wrong with me.
crzyknt 9
#78 agreed; i got belted as a kid on a daily basis, but because i deserved them all. If it wasnt for the way i was raised, i would totally be a stray or possibly even dead or jail with the mentality ive had. And they wonder why the generations get worse and worse as time goes by..
emirie 21
It might be time to switch schools. Makes me wonder where your tax money is going..
Aussieinusa 5
In 2012 only 2% was spent on education, 20%+ on defense. Says a lot doesn't it.
gracehi 33
And 60% was spent on entitlements.
Epikouros 32
#80 That's 2% too much. The federal government isn't supposed to spend anything on education according to the US constitution. That's up to states and school districts.
Aussieinusa 5
Another fun fact: 21% was spent on welfare in 2012.
Spider_Web 11
@134, and they're not supposed to pass medical care laws, gun laws, or welfare by the Constitution.
Suaria 38
Fun fact: The Founding Fathers thought the Constitution would only last a short time and not 200+ years. It was really a replacement of the Articles of Confederation which was seen not to work because of Shay's Rebellion. Also, people thought because of Shay's Rebellion there would be a "mob rule" within America.
wildmonkey 16
Only 55% of Americans know the sun is a star.
ballerboy20 8
84% of all statistics are made up
challan 19
89% of Americans pee in the shower.
fuqmilife 7
60% of the time it works every time...
vipirius 18
73. the rest are just lying.
Spider_Web 11
100% of them are