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ugh thanks This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Dayton, United States

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Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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What more could a guy ask for?!

Well that's because girls don't poop. Duh

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Nickoli42 3

Don't put us on the spot. it's unfair. lol

Lmfao!!!! Classic.