ugh thanks
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Dayton, United States
Nice!
Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML
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flufee2 27
What more could a guy ask for?!
Liamj774 36
Well that's because girls don't poop. Duh
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worldclassrager 41
That's something right?
Croooow 11
I know I'd take it as a compliment. Sometimes I make a noise that sounds like someone sneezed into a trumpet.
vikky538 29
compliment the compliment...
ostfaiz 18
Op you should start a rehab named 'shit quietly learning center' SQLC, councel and admit, believe me it will make a change for lot..!!!
moonbootz 7
Well,he likes you so much he married you...focus on that OP
dabomb0513 10
Be careful what you fish for.
Matrix_Redeemer 6
YDI. Don't fish for compliments.
ladyluckie76 8
I wouldn't be taking a quiet dump the next time I had to go
808andheartbreak 16
You had that coming
an3ph 20
That's called fishing. You got a turd for it.