ugh thanks
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Dayton, United States
Nice!
Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML
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flufee2 27
What more could a guy ask for?!
Liamj774 36
Well that's because girls don't poop. Duh
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IamMurph 1
Y'all are married and you're still ******** like y'all just got together? That's something I'd be proud of or at least find humor in lol
levention 18
It was a sh....
Tannasgh 22
1. You asked for a compliment which shows lack of self-esteem. 2. If he doesn't speak sweetly about you, without you having to ask, it's only going to get worse with time.
miss_amphetamine 24
Well this is a good thing lol, most ppl can't say that about themselves
more4me 27
I wish my roommate would shit quietly ;) It was nice of him to try to think of something original. Cheer up, OP! At least you made it to FML so there is that !
Dreamsorrow93 24
shit loud. Be proud.
otumboo 10
every woman would love to have the talent you have
Randomxnp 10
Yeah, YDI just for the grammar! You say things about "yourself". Other people say things about "you". Self applies, oddly enough, to the self.
ZoroMiHawk 25
hey, you asked him to tell you something nice about yourself, not the nicest thing about yourself.
Goblin182 27
Never fish for compliments.