Today, my family and I visited my cousins in Virginia. When we arrived, we found that they already had guests over. I've stuttered my whole life, so when they asked me what my name was, I stuttered for several seconds trying to say my name. Everyone burst out laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, I have a speech impediment that's recently become more noticeable. My entire family has decided that the best way to go about handling it is to mock me whenever I try to say something. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
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xlord 27
Tell them to go F-F-F-F-F-**** themselves
Ali_Br_fml 33
Don't worry about them OP, they're complete and total jerks. Your cousins are the worst! They KNOW about your problem & they still laugh at it. Yeah, I know families are mean and all, but someone who laughs at someone else just because they stutter (especially at your own family member in front of strangers/guests) is worth less than the dirt under my shoes.
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ohSNAPyall 27
Apparently, Virginia is for haters.
chasing_silence 10
punch them in the mouth.
Life_sucks_13 6
Screw them OP. they should have known
RosesAndRhinos 6
Honestly I think stutters are cute:) they're just jerks OP don't let them get you down
smh811 11
So sorry OP. My sister stutters and I find the fact that they laughed means they have no regard for anyone but themselves. Be strong, be you. Don't let them get you down.
lostfaithinpppl 19
I'm so sorry OP! Don't let it bother you. I know it's easier said than done, but still try. *hugs*
The_Mr_Troll 14
Wow that's really rude and obnoxious of them. On another note, I always hated when I would visit family and they had guests. I'm very antisocial/socially awkward so it was really difficult.
worldclassrager 41
Hope they don't think you were giving a fake name...
lwonderful 11
Virginia? More like ******. They were rude and inconsiderate.
whatth3h3ck 13
Well what douchebags!!!!!!