Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said, "Hey, I love your jacket, where'd you get that?" I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML
Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML
Today, I mistook a stranger in a supermarket aisle for an old friend and gave them a big bear hug from behind. Turns out, my "friend" was just now a very confused man in a very similar, but oddly specific jacket that I thought my actual friend had claimed he made himself. Guess not. FML
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
Today, after I searched for three months and found the coolest jacket and was stoked, my fiancé and our guy friend both ordered the same jacket so we can all match. FML
Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML
Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML
Today, I wore a jacket I bought yesterday at a thrift store to work. During lunch, I found a folded note in the inside pocket that said, "Call Mom. Tell her I'm okay." I spent the rest of the day wondering who had owned the jacket and whether I should actually call the number on the note. FML
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forthelin 0
ahem.... not that I would care ... but where did you get this jacket?
ThatsAli3 0
I think that's pretty cool. I wouldn't have left you = ) Unless you were creepy and i needed an excuse =P
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rukusrazor 0
You totally "Nuked the fridge" on that one dude. Or... You totally LeBeouf'd up dude!
RiverRelic 0
It's all about context. Leather jacket = cool. Leather jacket because you are a fanboy = geek. Compound that with the fact that she was "young", and that means you are old, it's double geeky. Maybe you can redeem yourself by showing her that you can solve a Rubic's Cube in under 40 seconds.
raka 0
See, I think if you were hot you could have gotten away with it. As sad as that is.
genius_man16 1
That is so badass, she is missing out dude. Her loss completely
look_its_me 0
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wow your a loser she came to you in the first place so this was completely your fault...YDI entirely
buffalosaurus 0
What's wrong with her? Indiana Jones is da bomb :)
eastsidehippie 0
LOL at number 4. Way to ruin a chance in a lifetime for dorks like u
Jaywin 3
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol.
greasy_broad 0
This is actually hilarious hahahahaha. I bet you're awesome.
Juli_fml 0
what #14 said. i'd be pretty impressed actually.