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Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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wwerulez14 6

Plant a ***** in his drawer. Have your Mom go get something from his drawer.... Then enjoy the show :)

You can expect a free box of condoms any day now.

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Comments (85)

your Dad is a genious

lmaaao are u kidding?!

what a mean dad! blackmail him definately

Father of the year.

DragonFly_Jones 0

i was plannin on doin the same thing 2 ur mom...but instead of cigarettes it was gonna b my penis....n instead of ur backpack it was gonna be her ass...

Attacksloth 33

Buy poker chips and a stack of counterfeit but believable looking money. Stick it under his bed with a label marked "stash"

Dude rat his ass out

whoa

ahahah your pops is fuckenn awesome. Sounds like a well thought psychological strategy of displacement.

wow thats a smart dad