FortuneFaded
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
South Africa
My pleasure, mom!
Today, it's my mother's birthday so I took her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mother's birthday I gave her 3 broken ribs. FML
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DaftBrian 0
2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree
Kamazar 0
Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.
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Comments (92)
sunshyne84_fml 0
#19 but it was...
sourpickle 0
awww. at least she'll remember this birthday! ;)
sourpickle 0
awwww she'll remember this brithday forever
LilKonvicted 0
Ouch
angelxcollins 0
You couldn't even splurge for a card? :p
poshii 0
omg! that sucks! glad u r ok though
kylek61294 1
omg! That sucks! glad you are okay though.
jessxoxo28 5
thats the worst gift ever i hope she feels better
ihateyouall 0
Why do people always put a comma after today, even when it doesn't fit? Today is a required element of an FML, but there is no need for the bloody comma every time.
brasileirinha 0
lmao #8 I still laughed.
nyledf 1
Happy birthday mom!