Today, my girlfriend stuck her hand down my pants. Normally that... - FML

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By "EinherjarUltra" - 17/11/2018 17:50 - Germany - Potsdam

Today, my girlfriend stuck her hand down my pants. Normally that would be a good thing, but her hands where so cold that i now literally have blue balls. FML

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Leeono 26

Tuesday 20 November 2018 18:28

Bollocks to that!

sarkycow 25

Wednesday 21 November 2018 1:47

I do this to my husband with my feet. I can wake him from a dead sleep, making him jump a few feet (no pun intended!) in the air wondering wtf happened to him ...just by putting my feet between his legs 😂.

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Leeono 26

Tuesday 20 November 2018 18:28

Bollocks to that!

sarkycow 25

Wednesday 21 November 2018 1:47

I do this to my husband with my feet. I can wake him from a dead sleep, making him jump a few feet (no pun intended!) in the air wondering wtf happened to him ...just by putting my feet between his legs 😂.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 23 November 2018 2:43

"I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losing control." Or "Ice, ice, baby." Or Something from Frozen.

BillGray 9

Thursday 3 January 2019 20:36

You are a very lucky guy! I'm jealous! I wish my girl would do that, but she ignores that I am a sexual being!

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