crash and burn
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Moving on
Today, I moved states to be with my soulmate in our new condo. It was also the day I took out a neighbor's balcony with my U-Haul. FML
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Welshite 40
It's perfectly fine if you have an open relationship, OP. However, a U-Haul probably isn't the most romantic place for a date if you want to take a balcony out. Try a flatbed instead.
Pentium_4 27
The key words here are "took out" not like "damaged" or "dented" You must have annihilated that balcony, OP. Nice.
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shabadabba 14
Soulmate? Interesting choice
TweetAnne 13
With some time just tell your neighbor "remember the first time we met, when I was moving in?"
sarcasmismyno1 22
Hey you win a few, you lose a few. Or in your case, win a soulmate, lose a balcony. :) Probably worth it - especially if you're insured.
Welshite 40
It's perfectly fine if you have an open relationship, OP. However, a U-Haul probably isn't the most romantic place for a date if you want to take a balcony out. Try a flatbed instead.
Yarecho 14
But but but...how?
eknock 9
love thy neighbor
Pentium_4 27
The key words here are "took out" not like "damaged" or "dented" You must have annihilated that balcony, OP. Nice.
petzel 1
But... but... a balcony is not even on the ground? How???
swash984 22
Well since they were in a u-haul I imagine it was tall enough to hit the neighbors balcony.
Kristoffer 35
A moving van can be as tall as 13'6" though most aren't. However, most floors are 10 feet or less in height, making the second floor balcony low enough to get hit.
chinaski7628 32
OP misjudged the height of the U-Haul truck and the height of the balcony and ran the truck into the balcony. It's pretty straight forward.
thehaystackerine 20
they seriously need to make it a requirement for people to get a commercial drivers license to rent trucks.
chucklesman96 13
Or in order to drive a motorhome
chirstinap325 23
Glad to see that you and your neighbors are already hitting it off