CrimsonAmaryllis
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Bristol, United Kingdom
Move!
Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML
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omgcyndaquil 23
Nice guys and gals finish last :/.
iLike2Teabag 27
The same thing happens when I take the bus.. Damn troll conductors/drivers.
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Comments (47)
M3DIC4T3 29
People suck. So does karma >:D That's why I never go out unless I absolutely have to. FYL, OP.
perdix 31
Once you see that they are slow, **** politeness and push your way through like an angry baby. Since I've moved to Florida, I've never seen so many people not going when the light turns green. Tourists and/or old people! After two full seconds, I'm leaning on the horn! (Living in Texas, I'd forgotten what my horn sounds like.)
sourgirl101 29
Blaming Florida for your horniness? Tsk tsk
perdix 31
Yes, there's something in the air here. I blame the Moon over Miami -- it brings out the lunatics!
mikaelkarlsson 13
Women...
Ponponpon_fml 5
The moral of the story is; the woman never gets off first.
perdix 31
#31, I'll bet you don't get a lot of second dates. If you make sure the woman gets off first, you'll get better results ;)
mikaelkarlsson 13
Sooo..?
mattlw 25
Next time you see her at the train station, kick her in the shin and run onto the train.
chocofudges94 8
Better if he stands in front of the door as she's about to get on, pretend to help her, then swipe his hand back and stand there blocking the way until the doors close. This way he won't get in any trouble with security who wouldn't take kindly to someone kicking a lady in the leg.
chocofudges94 8
I only hope that the lady somehow wasn't able to hear you. Trains can be really loud, especially when it's crowded. I just can't imagine someone INTENTIONALLY doing something so callously cruel with no benefit to themselves. Maybe I'm just naive :(
simplysarcastics 26
I hate when i have l long train rides home, and the. I am ready to get off and someone is taking forever, especially someone just to upset you. Im sorry op, that person will get what they deserve.
\ 28
Chivalry is dead. And so are manners. In this day and age, it is excusable to "get yours first."
CharDee 15
That sucks... You should of went first or pushed them off the train.
Bunny21 11
Next time just think, every man for himself!!!