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Morning glory

Today, I found out that our water tank has had a dead crow rotting in it for days. I took showers and brushed my teeth with dead crow soup. FML

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How does a crow get into a water tank?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that's disgusting!!!!

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Mr. Jones and me are laughing our asses off. I wonder if the crow died accidentally or if it was murdered.

#15: Superman is a *****. #14: Probably makes them feel like God. I wanna feel like God... =(

Get the first comment one of these days. That'll do it. :] Mhm. Especially if you can piss off a bunch of commenters below you.

Usage of Elmo FTW

I read cow at first, haha

Haha! Me too!

And so the plot thickens. Dun dun dun duuuun

Like 'Dance my puppets dance?' x)

...wtf????? how did it get in the water tank?????? dude.... thats gross fyl

wearinsexypants 0

I am so not the only one who thought it read "cow" at first... After that, "crow" sounds way more reasonable. lol.

So sorreeee(chinese accent) And im guessing.

how the f* does a crow come into you're tank anyway? not really hygienic if you ask me...