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Disgruntled This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Jamestown, United States

Money! Get away

Today, it's been exactly two years since I got my last raise, and the amount I'd got still allows me the luxury of being able to afford a Snickers bar every month. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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If you don't want the bar.....I'll have it.

sillycart 9

Your not yourself when you're hungry. So I guess you're never yourself.

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xCrazyMexican 4

Is Noor a nun or something?

Well, lets hope your next raise allows for a monthly skittles pack. Who knows, with your luck you'll probably reach the pot of gold at the end of said 'rainbow'. Just remember to feed the vicious leprechaun your snicker bar. Those things get awfully hungry.

It's funny cuse ur poor Ha ha ha

You work for the USPS too?

That's really sad. Even i make enough for a Mr. Big. Sorry op :(

Helldemon 32

You must work at the Goodwill. Never seen a company that treats their employees so badly.

You must work......in the US ??? My last "raise" was 1%, it was the first one in two years, it will give me ALMOST enough for an extra tank of gas a month. Welcome to the club, we call it reality, we meet at the bar every Friday night.

A tank of gas? Either you make a lot of money or your tank is really small...

One snickers bar is better than no snickers bar!

You and I work for the dame company.