Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been flirting with at work. Some coworkers had discreetly warned me about him, but I thought he was cute. We get to the date, and after an hour of small talk, he spent the next two hours trying to get me to invest in his crypto coin thing that "is definitely going to be huge." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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TeacherTeacher 11
Why didn't you get up and leave? You don't have to be polite to rude people.
Colon_Man 17
"Let me tell you a little about the Glock model 19." *audible click under the table*
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Comments (35)
ZombieSazza 34
I'd have left. That is rude as ****. Agreeing to a date and then attempting to get you to join a pyramid?! That is beyond rude. I'd have been angry and just left. You don't need to be polite to rude people.
whatthebegerk 7
YDI for listening for an hour.
Shmatterhorn 38
I would have called for the check when the sales pitch started. And if the date had driven to the restaurant, I would have called for a cab.
vikky538 29
You are allowed to crash that pyramid right there!
Leprekhaun 14
I've been marketing all wrong this whole time. Time to rethink my business strategy because this is gold!
kloring1 15
Oh man, you should have spoken up about it! I'm sorry your date sucked OP.
Ihavegas 22
was it acn? them ******* never giveup, all use the same script.
soulreaper12296 28
And you didn't leave why?
maddisoleil 7
I really didn't want to be rude, but I stayed more because I was moping to myself. I sat there, miserable, because of course this gorgeous guy wasn't actually interested in me.
Colon_Man 17
Based on your avatar photo; the guy must have been gay. Both of them.
interesting33 37
Tch it's not a pyramid scheme - it is a funnel system!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Never punish yourself by listening to someone else's BS. They're also bottom feeders of the pyramid game.