Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a $100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you don't want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML
Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML
Today, a guest at my restaurant asked me what a tip was. I had to awkwardly explain to him that servers don't make hourly wages, and we rely on tips from customers to make money. After I finished, he laughed at me, called me a sucker, and stiffed me on a $120 tab. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
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shankzilla 0
shoulda asked what it was for
IveGotNothing 0
dude that sucks
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Comments (133)
DameGreyWulf 1
That's why you say "Haha, you accidently hand me this?" Then he'll clarify. FYL for him not being clear in the first place though, and assuming you giving it back meant you didn't want it.
mansen 15
Well, in some countries they don't do tipping, the tip is worked into the bill at restaurants. Where I live, they actually have to educate the british soldiers about tipping in Canada when they come here for training. That the tip is not part of the bill and it is something that they have to do separately. So...yeah, some countries their practices are different than others. That's all.
wingedspiritus 0
Hah hah. I wonder if it was done on purpose and the person didn't intend to give the money to you in the first place.
DbeX 0
Ur a ******* dumbass
nicholleexo0 0
omg i would so keep the 100 dollars retart y would u hand it back oviously it was a tip!
TysonFawlay 0
It wasn't an obvious tip at all, who the **** tips 100 dollars for 30bucks worth of pizza? I'd have done the same and assumed it was a mistake by him... And if he really wanted to tip you that much, he could've said he didn't want it back or something...
Muggaar 0
... Most people don't go asking, is the $100 a tip? 0_O Its generally a mistake.
rosierosierosie 0
you probably didn't deserve $100 anyway
moshkid91 0
Bahahahahaaaa Thaats Epic funny
Jessticle85 0
hahaha. he musta wanted to have sex with u or something