Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Melbourne, Australia

Misleading

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I'm laughing at how you think this is a date." FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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UrYousername 15

3 October 2013, 16:52

I apologize on behalf of all men for the behavior of that douche.

Welshite 40

3 October 2013, 16:51

Don't even waste your time with him then. Make sure you collect his half of the bill too.

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HarleyBlues 24

3 October 2013, 16:54

"I laugh at how your ass thinks you're not paying for half of this."

noobsatin 19

3 October 2013, 16:56

good thing people like honesty.

SarMarJo 17

3 October 2013, 18:15

I assume that you're referring to the person that OP took out and paid for their meal? There's a difference between being "honest" and just being as assbag. This dude was an assbag. If you weren't referring to them and I misinterpreted your comment, then I apologize.

ThatFancyPenn 18

3 October 2013, 16:57

This is just a douchebag. Don't waste your time.

niftyismybitch 21

3 October 2013, 17:00

you should have kicked him in the balls

TrinityNevada 11

3 October 2013, 17:54

and then gave him a concussion like the I've-been-cheating-on-you dude got

smithv171 17

3 October 2013, 17:01

User! Wow. Time to move on OP.

aJaguarinRed 9

3 October 2013, 17:01

Wow, what a tool. I would have taken every full glass within arm's reach and poured it on him. But then again, I am crazy like that.. On a side note the grapes are pretty tasty.