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Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

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how do you forget something like that?? lol

ckyorelse 18

very nice!

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how the fukk did u frgt thatt????

Jazzalyn 10

How topless were you? If you were wearing a bra, then what's the big deal? I'm sure your neighbours have seen bras? Unless one of them is a hot guy (or girl, if you swing that way) that you *like*, then I can't see why it matters. (And, I don't know if it'll come up on my post, but I'm a girl too.). If you were completely naked up top then...awkward...

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Sawheeeet!! I have had somewhat similar scenario... was playin mixed doubles tennis, and my female partner took her warmup bottoms off, only to show her panties... the old bastard on the other team said "You can't wear that!"... what a fag... anyway... she was soooo embarassed...not to worry, we kicked their asses anyway!!!

salvationsanctua 5

WTF who doesn't realize something like that!? idiot.

CaliGali 9

how on earth do you forget something like that?! I hope you were wearing a bra at least...

Do us all a favor, OP - Go underwater and "forget" to come back to the surface, ok? Also - Why do I get the feeling that you are one of those stupid women who manage to piss on the toilet seat?

sumtinsumtin18 0

I wanna be ur neighber

chalmersdet 0

Bull shit

i'm sorry your an idiot