Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looked at my nametag, then me, then turned to her daughter and said, "Because he hates God, honey". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML
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Checkmix 0
Hey, men can wear rainbow tags without being gay! That women needs to be punched or something for being stereotypical. Besides, I bet your a very FABULOUS man.
LaVonne 0
Wow. I'm Christian myself and cannot STAND people like that :/
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Comments (210)
Melanie_fml 0
Every time you see a rainbow honey, God is having gay sex
MissKittyKat24 0
That is terrible, way to teach your kids ignorance.
K_T_Dorkcraft 0
uggg, I feel sorry for her daughter.
ReyEr9412 0
I second that. People are only religious because children are indoctrinated with these fairy tales at such a young age.
Failercoptor 0
you should have laughed and replied "LOL What god?"
truelyawesome 0
the one who created us, dumbass
narwalofdeath 0
how do you know he created us?
kris18gc 0
win comment!
Put_u_on_blast 0
Homophobe piece of crap Let people live their live damn it
mf_fml 0
what a stupid—you know what, if i talk about that mom's answer to her daughter's question, we're gonna be here for days. i hope you said, "hail satan."
Elamdri 0
Today, I found out my mother is a hatemonger. FML
ProfMike789 1
#4 is awesome. Though wearing a rainbow CAN have its downsides: One time, I wore a bunch of political buttons (one was a rainbow for gay rights) to a college Democrats' party, and this really sketchy, ultra-flamboyant gay senior started hitting on me. FML
Amkii 0
Wait, what?! Why does a rainbow = hating God?!?! Didn't 'he' create rainbows?
Chunchunchun 3
The rainbow is the accepted symbol of the gay rights community, she thought he was gay.
Lackadaisy_Baby 0
I wonder if she implodes whenever she sees a real rainbow, and if she thinks the creators of Skittles hate God too. Hmm... But seriously, I would've just told her (as flamboyantly as possible) "Of course I hate him, sweetcheeks! Wouldn't YOU hate someone who'd force you to burn for eternity over something like a little buttsex? Geez!"