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idiots This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Fort Worth, United States

Math major

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

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Math is a skill that not everyone possesses :/.

Common sense is a skill that not everyone possesses

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I honestly used to think that when I was younger

key word : younger.

I work retail too. I know that feel. Also, no, "up to 50% off" does not mean everything is exactly 50% off.

"UP TO" I have to explain this to, at a bare minimum, one person every couple weeks.

I had to do that a bit as well...but the question is were they rude about it

Try explaining that there are three feet in a yard, not five, and being called a liar after pulling out a measuring stick.

But.. my yard is five feet, I measured it!

How many feet? Doesn't it depend on how many people are standing in the yard?

PSYqualiac 17

if you have 3 feet in a yard or 5 feet in a yard... does that mean somebody is an amputee? Or just only half in the yard?

It's little things like this that make you wonder if democracy is such a good idea...

PSYqualiac 17

The Great Helix demands ANARCHY!

Some people are just really stupid

Struggles of working in retail

You got this from iFunny.

Looks like the brain of that customer was 50% (turned) off...