Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my social life consists of eavesdropping on my two coworkers chatting. FML
Today, I realized the only things I do are work and sleep. My only friends are coworkers who I make small talk with. I live alone so I’ve got nothing there either. I can’t remember the last time I felt happy, or spoke to someone. Everyday is just a blur. I have no hobbies, no goals. Getting older is so fun, right? FML
Today, I realised that my social anxiety, fear of people's judgment, social isolation, you name it, have got so bad that I literally have no interests. It got to such a point that I even have nothing to search up in the internet, so I just stare at an empty browser page wondering what should I do with my life. FML
Today, I have no close friends, only "people I know and occasionally talk to." I have no idea how I got here, and how to re-socialize back. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I noticed that my weekend hobby is crying. I live in a city where I don't have a single friend or relative. FML
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, I confirmed just how excluded I am by my very few friends. My messages in the group chat were completely ignored, yet another person was answered by multiple people within minutes. At least solitude can't let me down. FML
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Top comments
Druu 53
The comments are a scary place. It's best to stay away..
hellboy5099 18
i was doing the same till yesterday.
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Comments (37)
Cali 57
I lurked for years before making an account... There's hope for us all!
Glowworm56 27
I joined the comment section a few months ago, myself, used to just silently read.
Eshara Moulton 4
I do the same thing so I guess fml too lol
mythili 7
all our lives suck imo
Stealthninjaa 19
FML is where I go when I want to be anti-social... Which is quite a bit.
Marlon4136 4
Get off the internet and go meet people! It's not hard to have a social life, assuming you're an adult and there aren't extreme extenuating circumstances (social anxiety, live in a rural community with a population of 12, etc.). Take ownership of your life. Until then, you totally deserve it.
somedudesomewher 29
ditto
dubby21 19
Relatable af
Dennis Glenn 3
u know that if you put down you phone or tablet or get up from the computer and go outside, you can make friends and make ur social life better!?!
thesnodude86 7
not always
thesnodude86 7
same until about 30 seconds ago when i made an account.