Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
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Top comments
teareb 9
Well at least your boyfriend knows what you'll say if he ever asks.
lysx84 24
Did the couple the cake was intended for at least give you a slice?
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Comments (71)
airck24 4
admit it you ordered the cake...... jk
Rumbelle_fml 22
#37, people have been making pun jokes here on FML for years. They're funny, but they're not creative. Your comment sucked, your puns were poorly chosen and poorly utilised, and that's your fault, not the FML community's. Calling people retarded because they didn't like your shitty comment says more about YOUR mental state than theirs. Please exile yourself to that tropical island, now. :)
Atchoo 8
Looks like that restaurant had to comp dinner for two couples that night.... and maybe fire a waiter.
Chucklikesbacon 12
Well, it's not your fault, how should you have known? Though I still feel bad for the couple that the cake was intended for, since the suprise was ruined.
MsMourningStar 22
I'm very curious what his response to this was.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
AWKWARD.......
anne1_fml 13
What did he do? Is what I'm wanting to know.
Dreianj 2
I expect to see his FML here soon. now he has to propose. lol
umyeahh 13
Their fault for mixing up the tables. fyl
onorexveritas 24
honest mistake... but a suckish one