Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
Today, I was walking through my local park when I noticed a guy getting down on one knee with a ring box in hand. As I got closer, he looked at me, got a horrified expression on his face, and shouted, “Oh no, wrong woman!” He then awkwardly stood up, put the ring back in his pocket, and scuttled away. That's probably the closest I'll ever get to a proposal. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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michaelm1290 23
Well now you blew my cover...
DocBastard 40
Was he proposing with a Ring Pop from aisle 4? I hope someone grabbed some rice from aisle 7 and flowers from aisle 2 for the ceremony. Tissues for the lunatic are in aisle 12.
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Comments (39)
GibbleMonster 6
Why don't you love me?!
jramirez16 9
Friends?? :)
gracehi 33
Because you're a dog.
VeganVampyre 27
And you're a dead chicken, you have no room to complain.
Catkam623 27
*goose and obviously he was joking.
SaxophoneHero 12
Shut up Car! We don't need to hear it from you!
jramirez16 9
I was talking about the show "friends" but I understand not everyone knows it that well anymore.
Hetalia_freak 14
Today, I ran up to my girlfriend in the supermarket, and proposed to her. She acted like she didn't know me and declined. I started crying in the middle of the store. FML.
goodoldave 17
Was he wearing a specific colored jumpsuit? Was his hair standing up in different directions? Was he just overall goofy looking?... OMG, Jim Carrey asked you out... And you said no...
josh8215 21
That description actually sounded a bit like Naruto at first. Orange jumpsuit...spiked hair....never mind.
K410 18
You should've asked him what your name was to embarrass the hell out of him
ilanie04 16
didn't you here he was mentally unstable? you are a dick. learn some manners and respect
fischerxx 10
Green card marriage?
dakatabg 31
He was the Romeo of the store :)
Aerosaurus 6
Not even funny
xRezSynn 15
Take it as a compliment, OP
buckdharma 38
Today a stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me He was unstable obviously So I declined gently He started crying loudly for everyone to see I still don't have a clue who was he as I bought some pimple cream
BlackPhenom 9
You must be that damn hot, OP.
beachbum_101 16
haha aww poor guy