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Nancy This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Lost

Today, after being at summer camp for two weeks, my parents never showed up to take me home. A counselor had to drive me. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Well, you could have talked with him on the way home if he was a cool counselor.

Butter_Knife 0

OP should have ran away and joined the circus. With the money that he would have earned by working at the circus they could have hired a professional hitman, who then could have killed OP's parents. ....atleast that's what I would have done.

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My mom used to do a similar thing, she used to pick me up 3 to 4 hours late for primary school everyday. I got so used to it I would be so surprised when she was on time. But now I know that she was just going through a tough time back then and sometimes I feel like she's making it up to me still even years later.

rawr_cupcakesand 0

What'd they say when you got home? FYL OP You have crappy parents.

JokeMeister 0

Now THAT is a kick in the NUTS, HEAD and ASS!!! Not exactly a ' love child, huh?

wow that's sad.

wow that's messed up

MrKriss253 0

well wow that kinda suckss.

greenie6 0

awee! what the hell. thats unecessaryy.

mcgonagle 0

Mhmm. Aren't there telephones at this summer camp? Why didn't you try calling them?

damn I woulda been too pissed and not talk to my parents for days

sabiancymbol 1

tear them to pieces