Nancy
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Lost
Today, after being at summer camp for two weeks, my parents never showed up to take me home. A counselor had to drive me. FML
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brianjman14 23
Well, you could have talked with him on the way home if he was a cool counselor.
Butter_Knife 0
OP should have ran away and joined the circus. With the money that he would have earned by working at the circus they could have hired a professional hitman, who then could have killed OP's parents. ....atleast that's what I would have done.
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Comments (111)
whostolemylama 12
first bahahahaha lol
Mack7273 0
wow
dangitsalex 2
How is this an FML? That happened to me before, I didn't really care.
Butter_Knife 0
OP should have ran away and joined the circus. With the money that he would have earned by working at the circus they could have hired a professional hitman, who then could have killed OP's parents. ....atleast that's what I would have done.
FFML_314 12
It's a sign OP, it's a sign.
anlhawks 5
suxxx op haha you have excellent parents. maybe the mixed up the date?
Drakorex 10
that's gotta suck....
SqueakyBootz 0
It wasn't an accident that they didn't pick you up. You're distgusting and they're embarassed to be seen with you in public.
The_grumpy_bear 0
Parents suck. Time to move out or at least plan to by the time your 18.
Nena713 0
Awww poor you :(
LightningLadyy 0
Don't be such a baby.
nyrangers1022 6
did u not get the hint after they sent u away
zingaling 0
embarassing
cooleyo776 0
18 ur a ****** up person..........
nikki908 3
Jesus Christ 39. You're disgusting for saying that. You're probably just being an ass on here, so, let's go with that... OP, I feel for you. That happened to me once, but I had to ask a random stranger to take me home. Not enjoyable.
msyelowbubblegum 0
hahahahahah
rainbowhobos 4
Cheer up kiddo. Maybe they were just planning on saving gas... yah know, the economic times being rough and all. :3
ATLBOI770 0
mayb they were getting it on dey need to *** to lol
Ragnir 0
I guess OP's parents didn't realize summer camp is a temporary solution to the otherwise failed attempt to get rid of the OP for good. FYL OP, your parents suck.
Davidx1 0
Well that sucks, Fyl and the counselors life :
uglyduckling047 0
Yeah, this happened to me too, Some parents just don't really care. My parents made me walk to my own graduation and forgot to pick me up too.
sabatical 0
oh that was no accident!
floppychang 0
its funny cause his parents dont love her.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
17 owns
ilinca_luvsyou 0
ur hot... just sayin xD
heyred 11
They were probably at the movies.
ilinca_luvsyou 0
ur pretty hot... just sayyin :))
HappyPickles 11
Wrong - #18 is a genius - for comic effect. My only criticism of #18's plan is hiring a hitman - that's a bit lame given the context. It would have been better to have a rampant affair with one of the circus' animal trainers, and then get them to make the elephants tromple your parents; or get the fire-breather to burn their house down...
dhdefb 0
and when you came home did you find them having sex on the couch?
priscilla_28 5
I would've stayed at camp if I were you. :|
suppressed08 2
only in America ;3
panther101 0
what great parents!
brianjman14 23
Well, you could have talked with him on the way home if he was a cool counselor.
SarcasticBunny 0
Aww that sucks! That happened to me once.
OhTyler 0
spell the word counselor right.
kaykay_322 0
haha 6 made me laugh, grammar Nazi
OhTyler 0
I was talking about the op dude haha.
HappyPickles 11
@110: Kein Problem. :o) I schreibe manchmal auf Deutsch und ich weiß daß ich schade diese arme Sprache im jedem Satzt. Ehrlich, ich spreche Deutsch nicht - aber statt dessen habe ich mein eigener Dielekt :o)
dhdefb 0
the **** did you say?
BabyDacey 0
omgg i woulda stayed at camp too.. thats mean
hezzie1304 7
#6- please spell the word counsellor right if you are going to correct..
ryansims 0
wow thats messed up fyl
LAO_fml 0
lol at #5 hahaha
Geiko_fml 0
Maybe they forgot? Sometimes happens. Now if it happened more than once, I would be pissed. Yell at them!
Renalia 5
At least you could find someone to drive you; it would have been much worse otherwise.
nsriley 2
ahah. that sucks.
Jessicaa96145 0
atleast you got a drive :) but fyl.