Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Loose at the seams
Today, my trusty old car decided that it no longer needed its back passenger window pane, and that in fact the window would look a lot better smashed to pieces by the roadside. FML
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Kayaytea 18
Oh no, you must be shattered!
thestrangedude 10
Now it has fancy air conditioning at no extra cost!
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Kayaytea 18
Oh no, you must be shattered!
cakefete2 31
Actually, this redesign is simply smashing.
jococo7787 3
All these puns are cracking me up
Bevspeaks 11
Guess that trusty car isn't so trusty anymore.
Bevspeaks 11
It was a failed attempt at humor, and I must smack myself for my failure at being funny.
SgtAssCheeks 21
and a downvote from the community, cause collectivism is the way to go.
thestrangedude 10
Now it has fancy air conditioning at no extra cost!
AnOriginalName 19
But OP is in Ireland. And winter approaches. I'm not entirely sure he needs air conditioning right now.
Odis12 11
Well the Irish are pretty bad ass for a reason.
Spyfiction 6
That's a tough break OP
DocBastard 40
It also decided your hair looks much better with that wind-blown look. You know, like Harry Styles. You will be a sexy beast, and you'll get ALL the girls now. I guarantee it.
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Probably not the kind of girls you'd want to attract...
iknowiwantyou 13
First Justin Bieber and now Harry Styles? hmmm you seem to be keeping close tabs on teenage boy celebrities.
Cwizer 17
Who is Harry
iknowiwantyou 13
a little boy who's part of One Direction.
DocBastard 40
I have a daughter. It comes with the territory. "Know your enemy." - Sun Tzu
Zaros_fml 24
+10 respect for Doc for making a Sun Tzu joke.
iknowiwantyou 13
38, you don't seem to know the difference between a joke and someone merely quoting some dead person.
MzZombicidal 36
#39, he was clearly quoting "some dead person" as part of his joke...
iknowiwantyou 13
that was supposed to be a joke...? I thought he was just stating something.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Oh yeah, 46, he was just stating that some wanna be Jonas brother is his true enemy. There's no way that could be humorous. Obviously Doc is a secret assassin taking out lead singers of boy bands. He needed to step up his game so he reread the Art of War specifically to plan out his attack. I can't see a joke laid out in that plan anywhere! Definitely just a statement, you're so damn smart. We all thought he was joking, but nope, he was making a statement!
DocBastard 40
iknowiwantyou - Just to clarify, yes it was a joke. You either didn't get it, haven't read Art of War, or have no sense of humour. Or some combination of the three.
iknowiwantyou 13
I haven't read art of war so no, I did not get your "joke".
iknowiwantyou 13
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VeganVampyre 27
61- I haven't read it either, but somehow I still managed to figure out that he was joking. And I was being sarcastic there, because I'm guessing you won't get that either...
iknowiwantyou 13
LMAO I don't think you get your own sarcasm because it's way off. if you are actually being sarcastic your implying you never got his joke either. Either that, or you're comment is unnecessary and stupid.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't understand how you'd believe some weird little British manwoman could be Doc's "enemy". I'd stray away from calling other people stupid until you realize how big of a ******* fool you were.
iknowiwantyou 13
I'm a colossal idiot.
Cwizer 17
So much hostility !!!
Jellybean22 14
I swear cars have a mind of their own
Robbieisadowg 16
I swear people have a mind of their own!
killmenow03 21
#16 Not in today's society.
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It seems most, if not all cars come with cleverly implemented design flaws to force their buyers to expend money for fixes.
Welshite 40
You knew what you were getting into when you bought the Weasleys' old car.
cynical78 15
Old cars have class even if it comes from lack of glass
Robbieisadowg 16
You sir, know how to rhyme.
gc327072 31
Well that's a glass half broken way to look at it.
evan_7899 28
No, its just broken
tranced_ 45
how old was it? when was the last time you gave it for servicing and maintenance?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I take my old car down to the badlands to get it serviced all the time. It costs me a bit of money but it's hard to find a hooker who's willing to blow your cars muffler..
bfsd42 20
I can guarantee you that routine maintenance does not generally include checking the stability of a rear window.