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Gremlin This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Staines, United Kingdom

Look at that

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

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You are watching your kid shit?

For all that is good and holy, please tell me your son is about 2 or 3 years old and just being potty trained! My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!

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You're British, don't say dump.

Why the **** not?

Just to reinforce previous comments........wtf !!! u watch ur kid shit ? How old is he ?

yourlifesucksHA 14

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take a dump...lol

Why on the earth would you observe your son taking a shit ?

You watch your son take a shit?

Deannie88 6

There could be many explanations for this. Like if the teen left the door unlocked an she walked in on him by accident or something. Don't assume she watches him.

What's with the "you watch your son shit?!" comments? Seemed pretty straight forward to me that the son is young, and with most young children (diaper aged or potty training) you can tell when they're ********...

He might not have been taking a shit at all he could have done an impression of what he looks like when he is trying to squeeze one out.