Gremlin
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Staines, United Kingdom
Look at that
Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML
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spazticechidna 2
You are watching your kid shit?
perdix 31
For all that is good and holy, please tell me your son is about 2 or 3 years old and just being potty trained! My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!
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Comments (103)
spazticechidna 2
You are watching your kid shit?
LaColombianita 26
I was thinking the same thing! They must be very comfortable with each other if they spend quality time while one of them is on the toilet.
egc573 40
That or the son is quite young. Hopefully.
ALpein 0
We have seating areas set up in my bathroom.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Like father like son :)
Drew167 8
OP is a woman.
aJaguarinRed 9
Lmao, did you know if you stare at someone in the bathroom you can hear them say, " Get the f$&@ out!"?
M_Rainbow 7
Maybe that's the look on your face when he is concieved.
noto_fml 0
This was my first thought as well, along with. W T F.
escapedfromexico 0
Like mother like son but still ydi for watching him shit regaurdless of his age
nahbean13 3
56 - If he's really young, and she's trying to potty-train him, there's nothing wrong with supervision. It's called parenting.
Marissa1586 18
Haha! Same question
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Seriously? Regardless
mrszane93 5
Maybe she has a straining looking face. Relax a little probably.
iAutumn179 12
Maybe she/he has a baby?
ntherewas1 11
That makes this the funniest thing...
AKGirlinSD 20
1, I'm hoping the kid is very young. Maybe when the original poster's son grows up (assuming he's young), the more he will look like his mom :-).
AnonTEARS 2
My thoughts exactly!
syki 22
Be proud, OP - it means you always have an air of concentration.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Or an heir of constipation in this case.
ComTlancy 12
Or that you look Asian.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#52 - That is an arrogant thing to say. I am not Asian, but I'm pretty ******* sure Asians would take it offensive to be told that they other people look Asian while taking a huge dump.
snusk1 2
You then know for shure his yours
YoungMisfit 9
Tell him not to pop a blood vessel.
brookejay_ 4
how old is he?
yerevan_fml 3
Probably not old enough
HairyPunisher 27
lol I was thinking the same thing. It's assumed the son is an infant or toddler but she never specified. TECHNICALLY, her son could be a teenager, making OP a creeper.
SystemofaBlink41 27
47- i doubt he was a teenager, i mean, what kind of teenager lets their parents watch them take a shit?
dsbs 9
Who doesn't look at their son when he poops? ****** weirdos
duckiegirl21 10
One with autism?
perdix 31
For all that is good and holy, please tell me your son is about 2 or 3 years old and just being potty trained! My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!
PrimeEvilTahir 24
She should've said something along the lines of 'my baby son'...
iliketurdles 7
Weird. I always thought you'd be into that kinda stuff Perdix.
Archay 13
44 he is just trying to hide his "cravings" by saying he doesn't like it. :P
Purplefluff 6
Same except I imagined him watching a teenage boy take a shit 0__0
OttersIsAwesome 8
It's no big deal, we all have our shit faces. For example, I look like Wario when I'm constipated.
aJaguarinRed 9
I put on my war face. " THIS ALL YOU GOT?!"
perdix 31
Mine comes out when I'm very drunk.
OttersIsAwesome 8
Shitfaced drunk, I would say.
ljcarranza 16
how do you know what you look like when you take a dump? do you have a mirror in front of your toilet?
ALpein 0
How... what?
kelissa_fml 16
That wasn't the whole point of the FML. It says his son looks like OP's NORMAL face while the son is taking a dump.
SystemofaBlink41 27
9- my grandmother has a mirror in front of the toilet...it's....different.
LadyGore 12
Does that mean he looks like man your wife cheated on you with normally? 0.o
Blueglasscup 18
Say what?
perdix 31
The OP is the mom. This would have been funny if the OP were the dad and they had a chronically constipated mailman.
Pinkfl0yd 9
Perdix, that's full of shit and you know it.
KaylaDawnn 5
Well, let's hope your son is still a baby because in your case that would be kinda creepy.
MGSPOP 1
How did you see your child taking a shit?...
MGSPOP 1
*son
GVirdi 11
Im guessing with her eyes