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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Pomona, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Logical
Today, my girlfriend decided it was logical to accuse me of cheating because of the hundreds of emails I had from women wanting to meet up with me for sex. She had been looking in the "Spam" folder. FML
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HoboMeth 36
I heard somewhere that those who are quick to accuse of cheating are usually cheaters themselves
BossMindedFemale 20
Everyone knows the spam folder is full of bullshit. Doesn't she have an email?
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Comments (50)
HeartYou101 31
Jesus, remember those "ladies" from the MSN days? Asking to go on cam, etc. even after you told them to **** off. Thank God that's not around anymore.
quarterbird 18
She's probably cheating or needed a convenient excuse to breakup.
jeffprobs 29
"Babe, who the hell is Hot_girl_69, and why does she have the key to making your dick bigger!!"
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You can call me stupid on this if you want, but why was she reading your email in the first place? If you were married, I'd understand.
yerawizardlizzy 27
So did you break up with her or did she break up with you? I suppose it doesn't matter; I'm just curious.
BeachGirl27 23
I'm wondering, given how many emails you've received, if someone signed you up to a dating website without your knowledge or consent (former girlfriend or someone else with a beef with you).
crims0nangel 16
No some companies sell your information. I get them all the time and I'm a woman. I really like the ones giving me advice on how to gain and keep a rock solid erection.
FalloutScrolls 25
You mean there AREN'T hot single ladies in my area looking to meet me? Darn.
sparkledoge 29
I know the feel, all this time i thought i was really a Nigerian prince's distant white cousin and would receive money from him but it was all lies...
FalloutScrolls 25
Them feels, bro. Them feels... *bro hug*
StickyPickles 33
Did you know there are lots of local girls looking for sex? Apparently, they want to meet me too. . . seems fishy haha
sighlifeman 12
I've got every email possible, I'm not getting those messages so.. maybe there is some **** u must've join I'm guessing
ksks1234 33
I do not watch **** at all, yet I always get those emails. Question for people that visit **** sites, do you even have to enter an email address?
sighlifeman 12
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SecundusSecunda 27
You're telling me there weren't any hotties in my area that wanted to get together!?