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Logical
Today, my girlfriend decided it was logical to accuse me of cheating because of the hundreds of emails I had from women wanting to meet up with me for sex. She had been looking in the "Spam" folder. FML
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HoboMeth 36
I heard somewhere that those who are quick to accuse of cheating are usually cheaters themselves
BossMindedFemale 20
Everyone knows the spam folder is full of bullshit. Doesn't she have an email?
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BlueBaronBitch 22
Trust is the foundation of a good relationship, yes it has to do with putting your heart out on the line but if you truely love the person they will not go behind your back. If she's accusing you of a simple logical thing (that the spam folder is full of bs) then that's not a good sign for down the road. I would be careful op, if she can't trust you but you trust her it will only be a one sided relationship/she could take advantage (as many said the accuser may actually be guilty of hiding something) and she may make accusations more frequent
Xamry14 10
"If you truly love a person they will not go behind your back" I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that. Maybe if the other person truly loves you but if the former were true, there wouldn't be as many sad country songs.
BlueBaronBitch 22
Sorry if my wording was awkward, what I'm trying to say is if both parties learn to trust each other they learn that they won't have to worry about the other being promiscuous all the time
freddydipstick 4
The Internet is for ****. For ****? For ****!
freddygasman 18
oh but Kate monster, what do you think he do after........lol, the wow version is the best.
Xamry14 10
I can think of many spoofs that were very well done.
PegLegRacing 34
Dodged a bullet.
mightyfp 1
TIL mark your mistresses email as spam.
brocho 26
Like others have said, people who are so quick to accuse someone of cheating may be guilty of it themselves. I think they think that if they're the one pointing the finger that that eliminates them as a suspect, or they do it out of guilt. Either way, if she has that little trust for you (and that little sense that the spam folder is full of bullshit), that's not a good sign. I am a female and have been getting spam e-mails from "horny women in my area", Nigerian princes, and people trying to scam me out of Rolex watches, Viagra, cruises, etc. since I was about 16 years old. I even had someone pretend to be the IRS once. If I could figure out it was bunk at 16, your girlfriend should be able to as well (assuming she's over 16, of course).
saffy66 34
What was she doing looking at his email in the first place?
VVickedpanda 4
Ah, I see what happened here. She was told in the past to watch out for e-mail 'scams' where people 'cheat' you out of your money and that you should just put them in the 'spam' folder. When she gained access to your e-mail and saw the 'spam' folder, her brain went "Oh, where those cheaters are put....or something.....wait! OMG!!! My boyfriend is such an asshole player cheater!"
Mathalamus 25
emails in the spam folders get automatically deleted. how did you get hundreds in there?
T_Seg_101 18
She's not the brightest cookie in the jar!?
cool_berry 8
Look through her spam and show her all of her emails