randomusername99
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Lil Tooth
Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML
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klorehore 24
No one will suspect a thing when the bullets do go off for real, master plan!
mpsteve137 15
Good thing he's not playin heavy metal, you might start head banging while getting your teeth drilled! Yikes!!
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Alexismaria 15
avapaige1234 19
Is your dentist's name Monica? :D
SaucyGirl106 18
bullet shots...novacaine shots...sounds like your dentist is having a mid life crisis.
Vernita 3
not all rap is like that
Yawk 1
To write hip hop off as a genre is very ethnocentric. Hip hop has made and continues to make some of the most critically acclaimed and commercially successful music in any genre of music. This is directed at all the people in the comments section insulting the genre.
ChellMelodi 7
I'm lucky my dentist plays radio Disney. I get to hear let it go and little mermaid songs and more. it's hella relaxing keeps me from freaking out. 26 and still despise dentistry.
Ki11erC 18
Never had a dentist that played anything other than some crappy radio station everyone I'm sure even them hates.
nicogeno 2
#thuglife #f**kdapolice
xebi 4
OP, why can't you just use your words? As the patient, you have every right to express an opinion about your treatment. Is it so hard to request a change of music or none at all?
fmlrulesBolt 14
Just like music