randomusername99
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States
Lil Tooth
Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML
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klorehore 24
No one will suspect a thing when the bullets do go off for real, master plan!
mpsteve137 15
Good thing he's not playin heavy metal, you might start head banging while getting your teeth drilled! Yikes!!
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pjsr 33
Time to get a new new dentist?
A07 48
No.
aeldredge70 7
time for a new dentist
AnalSpelunking 19
When my dad was a kid, his inebriated dentist drilled through his cheek. So in comparison, rap doesn't seem so bad :-)
Enslaved 38
"All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!) And (KKKAAAA CHING!) And take your money"
SarajanSiva 2
M.I.A isn't exactly rap last time I checked
BoltTheSuperdog 22
You could try asking your dentist to change the music, OP. I'm sure he'd understand that not everyone likes rap. Or find a different dentist altogether.
mike7800 8
its alright if you were getting gold teeth
WhatsYOURname6 25
That's rather strange considering rap usually isn't to everyone's taste.. Might stop him talking to you though! There's nothing worse than a dentist who asks you questions constantly while his hands are in your mouth!
cryssycakesx3 23
yeah but instead of talking he freestyles to him.
Smoothiemuch 8
lmao sorry OP but that is hilarious! I would prefer your dentist, mine is interested in Justin Bieber's songs because his granddaughter loves it. Good grandpa but not dentist.
DylanHasClass 17
Could be worst. Could of been dub-step
brandoneyez1 25
Going to the dentist is nerve racking enough... Now bullets too.