Alcohol Love Lightweight

You must Drink so much as you can (for example 2 beers after 7-10 shots of whiskey) and f..ck her best friend. This action will speak louder than words : You are REAL MAN !!!!

MSvictoria 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 10:18

Well my friend I think its time to drink up literally :)

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:48

get to drinking more

_NeoQueen_ 7

Sunday 22 September 2013 0:35

well....sounds like you're better off anyways...so yay?

mexIcanpoundier 1

Monday 10 November 2014 3:02

that a perfect girl for me

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Today, my iguana tried to eat my hand. Taking that as a sign of being hungry, I gave him a bowl of fruits and veggies. After he finished the bowl, he tried to eat my hand again. My iguana's an asshole. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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Today, I accidentally left my concession card in the photocopier. I then got fined for not having a concession card on the train. I was photocopying it for a letter to get out of a fine for not having a concession card. FML

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Today, I came home from a vacation. It had snowed, so I decided to shovel the front walk. While shoveling, I found a dead skunk frozen solid on the sidewalk. I tried to pick it up with my shovel, but it stuck. It won't move 'til the ice melts. FML

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Today, I was selected to go on a business trip for the first time in over a decade. I called my brother about it, who then proceeded to call into question every single aspect of the trip, affirming that his wife did everything different on her trips. I had to hang up before he had me questioning my own employment. FML

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