MICHAELTHEA
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Life's a beach
Today, I was walking on the beach when I tripped. I was about to land on a kid's sandcastle, so I tried to dodge by leaning left to avoid it. Before I hit the ground, I noticed the many rocks I was heading for. FML
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marinus_fml 20
at least you have a kind soul.
xlord 27
no good deed goes unpunished!!!!!
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xlord 27
no good deed goes unpunished!!!!!
YourEvilHero 12
we dont have beaches with sand here in connecticut. unless you used dirt... dirt castle?
crabbyabby718 0
what is a beach with out sand?
333TheSemichrist 0
A big mud puddle
pertained 12
OP's too nice, I give him a caring gold star.
dolphincheddar 10
I hope he didn't land on my pet rock gerald. he's very sensitive
SomeFMLPerson 0
This FML rocks!
ColdplaySucks 18
It coulda been worse. What if you landed on fragments of broken seashells?
Madiluvsyuh98 2
34- haha i love you! your hilarious!
dolphincheddar 10
44. thanks. would you like to meet gerald? I'm warning you though. he's shy and doesn't talk much. even for a rock
ScaughtieHolden 11
You noticed all these things while falling?
iLOLatURpain69 7
47 -I met a rock named Gerald once! He was black and shiny.
joeblownc 0
I would've dove straight into that sandcastle. think of yourself before others
chili10 18
you noticed all that on your way down?
nakri 9
actually, we do. there are a lot of beaches with sand in Connecticut, like Ocean Beach for example. and there are tons of beaches that are on lakesides instead of by the ocean, like Indian Notch and the beaches by Columbia lake.
whyXD 13
How long was the fall?
ByteCarter97 0
oh Satan and your clever sense of humour.
gottaluvisabella 0
haha ops two options were having either the shit beat out of him by a lil kid or by some rocks and he choose the rocks? stupid move
toastyjustice 5
YDI for being clumsy
andreas_secret 0
at least you didn't ruin a kid's day:)
swasticop 0
YDI for trying to be a nice person
duvalnicholas 0
wicked :D
soapscream 3
rock garden yay and the queen will be angry
Felix_Felicis15 8
No act of charity goes unresented!
marinus_fml 20
at least you have a kind soul.
CompettiveCheer 0
I would tell the kid to run up to CVS and get me some pink bandaids or I'm pissing on it's castle.
missmurderx 8
It's?
MareNostrum 0
Their*
Crncj 0
the soft sand castle or the hard rocks.. hmmm.... such a hard choice...
Pawned71 0
and such a hard boner...
sarahbella101 7
I can just see this in slo-mo xp
usmcdvil 4
at least you didn't make the kid cry. but FYL
SweetJTBR 22
Actually, i moderated this. It said he still crashed the castle =(
mmccombs13 0
you can control your direction when you trip?? I wish I could do that.
saraheve1188 5
So, right smack in the middle of the beach next to innocent sand castle there was a convinient pile of rocks?
x_KL_x 7
Could have been worse, could have been a cliff.
smurfsarwales 9
or there could have been a ninja hiding under the sand waiting to attack him
smurfsarwales 9
or there could have been a ninja hiding under the sand waiting to attack him
Cheergal910 15
Or there could have been Chuck Norris.
TheNewGuy03 29
oh, those pesky sand ninjas. :p
numbers878 8
or there could of been water
lmfaoooooooooo 4
or there could have been Chuck Norris fighting sand ninjas underwater
ohhhhsuuuup 0
or there could have been more sand..
itsalanis 25
i hope your injuries were minor :)
blondebrunette11 4
no, he died.
JesusFishTaco 5
A horrible, painful, bloody death brought on by... (continue)
smurfsarwales 9
...who raped and..
HeyImJuli 3
and superman because they...
josh5634 0
...like to fight oysters...
josh5634 0
...like to fight oysters...
scarppy 0
and fart on kittens
goaliemkl123 8
WHO FARTS ON KITTENS?????????? your going straight to hell!!!!
WorldRallyXtreme 9
or not ????
itsalanis 25
Oh, my. What kind of story is unfolding here?
julien86_fml 2
At least u didn't land on the kid !!!
YaboyVinnie 21
I bet the kid laughed at you. Don't worry, you've done a good job.
WhyCantIDoRight 5
If the kid did laugh, OP should have acted like Godzilla and stomped the castle to oblivion... >:)
RobynL 0
At least you have the assurance that you have really quick reflexes.
Mr_Saikaly 35
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too much
MrFraser25 2
not quick enough
Moobug 4
Bless ye! I was fully expecting this to end with "and then I faceplanted the kid", but rocks suck... Nice to know there are some good souls out there that will protect a kid's sandcastle. A bit like a Beachbound Knight.
BADDiam 4
You sir have touched my heart... cause that was my sandcastle.
Pinkmorgan9 0
U can make sandcastles under a rock? Im going to Bikini bottom!