Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was a coworker's last day. Over the last 6 months, he has been talking smack about me because he assumed I'd ratted him out for a Facebook post, ranting about our place of employment. I decided to confront him after work to let him know that I didn't do it. He then reported me for harassment to all of my supervisors. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
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AGhost5445 25
I have a feeling if he reads this he's going to believe you even less
Blackhawk706 23
Well now you're ******
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Comments (109)
JavitheWrestler 15
Until now...
missa1996 18
Until now
Nina825 21
Well seems you just posted ?? good boy .. Dnt ever stop posting ..
sarcasmine 19
So what was the fml ?
somelildude 14
Plot-twist: it was your boss.
shartmydarts 8
Way to go dumbass, now your boss can read this and feel completely justified. And, your boss can even take it a step further and fire you for slander against his namesake on social media and by implication, the business he works for. Good luck with you shitass boss, OP.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
No, No he can't. Slander would require a name either of the boss or the company. It also requires the information provided to be false and be used only to paint someone in a negative light. Since this is an anonymous FML and it provides neither the name of the boss nor the company it is definitely not slander.
Balphleair 24
What if he sees this post? Then you're ******.
gharra5 15
*Facepalms*
worldclassrager 41
Well looking over your page one post one confirmed you should be fine unless he believes you made a second account
PaulChristie 13
Aaaaaah a fellow fifer. A know the feeling pal