Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Life hacks for kids
Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML
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AnneOminous 0
And today you need to learn how to discipline your child.
really_average 0
Just pay and leave the toys in the shop. Also punish her for being a brat.
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levin1983 0
how about slapping your little brat of a kid and act like a ******* parent and not a doormat?
Madrias 36
Simple solution: Take the toys you've just been forced to buy and donate them. Go into your daughter's room and throw out/donate ALL of her toys. Now, ground her for 2 weeks to a month with the punishment being, wait for it: Extra chores. She likely will never do it again. If she repeats the incident, do the same above steps, but add a swat to the butt (one firm spank) to the list immediately after throwing out the toys. Extend the grounding period, and tell her that she won't get another toy for 2 or 3 months. If birthday/holiday arrives in that timeframe, put all the toys in your closet, out of reach, until end of the punishment has been reached.
GutsNNoses 0
you should make your daughter give up those two toys + an extra two of your choosing to charity to teach her a lesson
kmullen1866 0
Discipline your child! it's people like you that make me want to stay locked in my house so I don't have to deal with the 'children of tomorrow'.
TunaFlavoredFing 0
ARE YOU F**KING BRAIN DEAD!!? you don't reward your kids for being dumb retards. Buy the toy and give it to a kid that deserves it. Like the dumb f**k mom that buys her screaming bastard child candy to shut it up. Society is forced to correct your stupid parenting.
Fuzzwolf 3
This is why child leashes were invented. you suck at parenting!
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
YDI after the first time you should have done something
abbiewester 0
you should buy it then give it to some other kid as a punishment....don't let your daughter have it
inbloom_fml 0
you should gather up all of her toys, take them to a friend's child or charity and give them away. then spank her and send her to bed without supper. that's along the lines of something my parents would have done and I wasn't anywhere near as bratty as your kid.
niswisk 3
no! bad mom!! buy them and dont give them to her. dont reward the bad behavior!