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Today, my four year-old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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_PAK_G96Unit_ 0

LOL smart kid. :D

gameace232 0

that's just weird....

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_PAK_G96Unit_ 0

LOL smart kid. :D

Head dropped off

I was thinking the same thing. The little girl knows what she's talking about.

She got that from daddy..

gameace232 0

that's just weird....

kenjiisown 1

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Children should be in cages.

Like criminals and monkeys?

FFML_314 12

No, like English men and girls from Oregon.

kenjiisown 1

Yup. I was raised in a cage. Look how I contribute to society now. You know, last year I wrote a speech in philosophy, supporting the detainment of these vermin.

You're all going to be in a corner while I smack you all with an umbrella. Animals, I tell ya'.

FFML_314 12

I don't think this cage is big enough for 3. LANI KNOWS HOW I LIKE IT!

15, but Minnesota girls are awesome! I should know because I'm one of them :D

FFML_314 12

Hell yes! Air high five, 29! He was saying he wants to be in a cage with me, LOL!

Pen is a gopher?

skullbashd 3

wait resbluegreen ad the other the other with a cat picture tour back o haven't seen your comments lately so happy face there here

MissErikaHart 0

I was born in Minnesota!

FFML_314 12

I suddenly feel sick to my stomach.

FFML_314 12

What the hell did you say, 66? I mean really? I seriously have concerns.

As you should; 89, as you should. D:

randomguy1millon_fml 0

why would u want to be in a cage

seansoccernascar 0

FYI, I'm a kid. Asshole you were too.

FFML_314 12

She's right!

d3adb3for3d3ath 0

LOL

Farts.... are natural D:<

thank you!! no one here agrees with me that they are.

h2opoloplaya 0

what are you talking about? I. had to look up fart in the dictionary cuz I didn't even know what it was. I have never farted in my life and it definitely isn't natural. well maby for aliens o O __

Graawr I completely imagined William Murderface saying your comment and making that smiley expression.

Wow that's really disgusting. Teach her some manners!

someone should teach you manners. it's rude not to have a shirt on, young lady.

^^ I concur someone should teach that young woman that getting your ******* out in public is offensive!

DROELOELULZ 0

havin' a pic like urs is disgusting. Bet you got ****** in ur 3rd star.

hahahahahhahah owned!