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achoo-plop This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Colorado Springs, United States

Let it all out

Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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hersheykisses511 18

Obviously something wrong with your wiring.

PoisonKangaroo 5

I think you blew out the wrong hole.

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Comments (45)

amberthebear 7

talk about a shitty situation

cheeeksss 29

You certainly blew me away with your originality there.

Mathalamus 25

Ew. That's unpleasant to go through.

LennyComa 39

This will be an unpleasant winter for you in Colorado. You should see your Doctor though if it persists

vikky538 29

I think you just filled all the bowls in the kitchen with your bowel

oiler 21

Atleast it wasnt at work

MariaGiovanni 25

Sucks that it happened in an inopportune place but I've actually heard a few people say they have to blow their nose to have a bm. So OP seek comfort in the fact that you're not alone!

mixximoo 24

I think you pushed to hard when blowing your nose

olpally 33

This is hilarious... Hopefully she can get you a Change of clothes asap! :P

derangedplanet 23

Or hopefully she doesn't think he's a disgusting man and can no longer handle being with him?

olpally 33

He sneezed and shit himself at the same time... He's not disgusting because he can't control his bowel movements. You're an idiot.

derangedplanet 23

I'm not saying he is? I'm saying I've heard of girls dumping for less and hopefully that is not the case. I was being completely serious when I said hopefully that didn't happen

lesabber 18

whats a bowel movement?

DogeDogeDoge 13

The Bowel Movement of 1812, was when all the Bowel's decided to stand up for themselves and created a huge movement so all the Bowels could gain freedom and independence!

ThrottleJockey 36

That movement was the Shit!

SecundusSecunda 27

I think it's an instrument, like mayonnaise

Sweetjessierose 8

It's a poo. He did a poo in the middle of his girlfriend's kitchen

derangedplanet 23

When 38 ruins everyone's enjoyment over the fact this commentator was reading through all these puns about brownies and shit trying to figure out what taking a shit was

marcelmg 10

Cooking brownies?