achoo-plop
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Colorado Springs, United States
Let it all out
Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML
Top comments
hersheykisses511 18
Obviously something wrong with your wiring.
PoisonKangaroo 5
I think you blew out the wrong hole.
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Comments (45)
ChaiseT 16
Shitty situation
GodPart2 20
Oh no you didn't... wait for it... here it comes... the barrage of down-voting... you totally deserve it too
cheeeksss 29
Scrolling through the "shitty situation & blow puns comments" and missing the times when people wrote things that had meaning- whether it be constructive criticism, a witty joke, an insightful observation, or just really helpful advice.
A07 48
Could say that about your choice of attire too but I won't
derangedplanet 23
the real question is how did we come to all this. are we all eternally doomed to have the very first thing be "shitty situation". have we, via sentience, developed past the point of cleverness into idiocy?
mds9986 24
Regardless of downvotes this should always be the first comment on a poop FML. Thank you.
MossyMegaMan 20
That blows.
PoisonKangaroo 5
I think you blew out the wrong hole.
hersheykisses511 18
Obviously something wrong with your wiring.
Nygma 14
You might wanna get that checked out bud.
lysx84 24
Well, now that you know the trick you can ensure you perform it in the right place at the right time... silver linings and all...
cheeeksss 29
OP, maybe do what I do and keep the tissue box right on top the back of your toilet. Killing two birds with one stone is something people always seem to favor.
hellnosucka 27
you might want to call a plumber. those are some serious piping issues.
sanchogrim 18
"Honey I have to use the bathroom, hurry I'm about to sneeze!"
trulypar 34
This may explain the origin of the phrase "blow it out your ass." I think this will give a very graphic mental image next time I hear it. So very sorry for you OP!